Calling in cheese fried.

There was a movement to “Call in gay” yesterday in support of gay rights.
Bob and Jamie, however liberal and pro-gay they might be, went to work.
Hilarity ensued.

12:39 PM Robert: in support of gay rights, i’m going to spend the rest of the day on facebook

12:40 PM Jamie: im going to run. In support of your right to be at work today.

12:43 PM Jamie: i should eat cheese fries in support of your being gay.

12:44 PM Robert: i think you should too. unless…you’re a homophobe. then by all means, don’t eat cheese fries

12:44 PM: Jamie: i dont want homophobes to like things i like.

12:45 PM: Robert: homophobes hate cheese fries. thereby, you should eat them. in support of not supporting homophobia

12:45 PM: Jamie: right?!

12:45 PM: Robert: no WRONG. it’s wrong to support their rights to practice homophobia. eat cheese fries.

12:46 PM: Jamie: I’m CONFUSED!!!

12:46 PM: Robert: vote in support of not supporting prop 8, which supports the position of not supporting gay marriage.

12:47 PM me: So I should run 30 minutes to support my voting which supports homophobes not liking cheese fries in support of calling in gay day?

12:47 PM: Robert: yes. and by yes, I mean maybe. And by maybe, I mean it’s your choice. And your choice is always the right one, because it’s a democracy. But choose wisely.

12:48 PM me: (I feel like that should end with “Amen.”)

12:51 PM Robert: nema. enema. you know.

12:51 PM Jamie: Praise Jesus. Enema.

9 minutes passed.

1:00 PM Robert: a colon cleanse from the lord.

1:01 PM me: