The pathetic campaigning of the McCain campaign

Things are getting ugly.

McCain and Palin are leading a pathetic campaign – using narrow-minded fear to try and cling to an election they’re losing.

Seriously. Go vote.

 

 

Letterman & Ferguson v The Republican Presidental Campaign

Last night, I stayed in my apartment and escaped from the world.

However, I also watched some television that I think folks’ll be talking about for a while.

John McCain was scheduled to appear on the Late Show with David Letterman last night, but due to the economic crisis, he had to cancel and head back to Washington to “save the country.” (Like he’s on Heroes or something) Well, Letterman was not cool with the situation. Especially when the in-house CBS cameras were turned on and McCain was revealed to be getting prepped for an interview with Katie Couric.

 

“You don’t suspend your campaign. This doesn’t smell right. This isn’t the way a tested hero behaves…I think someone’s putting something in his metamucil…He can’t run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second string quarterback, Sarah Palin. Where is she? What are you going to do if you’re elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We’ve got a guy like that now!” – David Letterman

 

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Also not cool with the situation was Craig Ferguson, who immediately follows him on CBS. Craig, my favorite late-night monologist, used the opportunity to get a little angry. Which I love.

 

 

A farewell to Mitt….

Farewell, Mitt.

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Cheers,
America

P.S. Now the fun REALLY begins…

Election Results – part 1

Okay, so the D-crats are still in a tight race.

Whatever

…Can I just go on the record as saying that McCain’s triumph makes me feel a little better about this whole entire race? Of all the Republican candidates, he makes me by FAR the least nervous about the future, should he get elected.

Frankly, I don’t want to be a Mormon.

Or ruled by someone backed by the Evangelicals…

Meanwhile, McCain vs. Clinton — I like the sound of that.

Seriously.

It would be a riot.

Go, Go, Go, Gore!

Dude. An Emmy, An Oscar, and now a Nobel Peace Prize?

Al Gore is the new Helen Hunt… with a Peace Prize, that is.

winners, losers, whiners, schmoozers…

Personally, I’m hoping the Democratic candidate is settled by a Celebrity Deathmatch.

Not ready to make nice

Dixie Chicks owning the Grammy Awards.

I love art that causes controversy and shakes things up – be it a musical like Spring Awakening or Grey Gardens [What? NOT Based off a 90's movie?] or the works of the Marquis DeSade in repressed olden times… and the Dixie Chicks are keepers of this shit-kicking torch. They’ve come a long way from the summer in Nashville where I saw them perform three times in one day, totally for free, only days after their debut album was released.

I admire these women greatly, and not just for their fearlessness. They’re also phenomenal musicians, and this video pretty much says it all.

You go, girls.

"I am fired up.." – Obama

IT’S ON.

Coulter is a stupidhead.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Ann Coulter is the Paris Hilton of politics.

She’s blonde, she’s annoying, she’s famous for nothing really, and she won’t go away because the media won’t stop talking about her and to her. When cornered, she cries like a baby and throws hissy fits – When unsure of the answer, she throws out something anti-gay.

Not that Paris Hilton is a homophobe.

Wow, I never thought I’d be defending Paris.

Jesus, has it come to THAT?

She is the anti-Christ.

Jon Stewart, please set this right.

DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF LIBERAL: Not limited to or by established, traditional, orthodox, or authoritarian attitudes, views, or dogmas; free from bigotry.

Works for me.

I’m reducing myself to name-calling of the 4th grade persuasion.

Ann Coulter is joining Donald Trump on the stupidhead list.

Stupidhead #2 – Anne Coulter
Stupidhead #1 – Donald Trump